Reggie can tackle my bush.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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