I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
high people should be assigned attendants
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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