he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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