I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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