And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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