Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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