You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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