i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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