Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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