Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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