I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
pop tarts are not kleenex
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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