Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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