four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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