i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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