Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Randomize
