Plan B is the new Plan A
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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