I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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