Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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