you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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