nut hugger
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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