My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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