shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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