Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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