Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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