They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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