How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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