i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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