I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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