she was so not down for the gang bang
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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