he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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