is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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