I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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