I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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