just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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