I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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