That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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