I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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