The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I still have a little drunk in my system
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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