Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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