his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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