is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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