Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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