U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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