I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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