Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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