we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I don't think brook has ever known best
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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