i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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