Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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