so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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