Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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