saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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