So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I want her autograph on my taint
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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