i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
this boner is exhausting
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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