im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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