:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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