She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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